The true cesspool of Arlong Park Forums, wherein the basest aspects of humanity are laid bare. This thread has borne witness to much that is awesome, but still more that is best forgotten. Serious discussion has been attempted from time to time over the years, and it always ends badly. New threads are created that insist a serious Naruto thread be made, and these topics instantly derail into talk of food products, like the "Bread" thread.

During Naruto thread five, Robbybedfart attempted to fight the madness for several months with long educated posts during the Pain arc, but when the arc ended with Pain resurrecting everyone, upon suggestion from Greg, the thread turned into a topic about Pizza, and slowly morphed from there. The one constant now is that the thread can never continue discussing the series Naruto for more than 3 hours at a time, lest someone die. As a result, the thread is constantly off topic, grasping at any topic or idea that interests the thread at the time, often going back to Pizza, Boobs, and Awesome Cartoons of the 80's as talking points.

The spontaneity and randomness of the thread does require that it occasionally be shut down and end prematurely.

The thread does allow Naruto discussion that implies Rock Lee or Killer Bee are awesome.

The mascots of Naruto thread are Robbybevard and Juju14. Juju is a crazy and loyal Naruto fan who are always ready to fight to death to defend this terrible manga. Through time he has been recognized as an unintentionally funny and brave warrior.

Also, the brother of the Naruto Thread is called The Felch Discussion Thread, previously known as Belch Discussion thread, which is about Bleh. The brother of Juju14 there is called Zoom.


To date, there have been 10 Naruto threads of varying lengths, many of them around 10,000 posts, though threads 3, 4 and 9 were all closed early on account of trolls over-populating. Thread 9 included a raid on, which led to the premature shutdown. A recent usage of the Quantum Leap project has attempted to set right what once went wrong, and is redoing the 4th thread, which was originally only 19 posts and 22 minutes long.

Song NumbersEdit

Some of the threads end in rousing song numbers, done line by line, accompanied by Naruto related images. Thread seven used the song "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey, thread eight used "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen (which went horribly awry when the user, Narutossss showed up at 4 A.M. and posted the wrong line) and thread ten used "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from the Disney movie Mulan. Gettings these songs to line up with the final 10,000th post is serious business and enforced by a moderator. Anyone attempting to break the moment or posting after 10,000 is killed and replaced by a clone.

Every thread ends with a realistic black and white image of a chubby otaku style Naruto.

Don't Stop Dattebayo

Bohemian Naruto

Link to the Naruto thread that is now used